I’m Not Feeling You

New York has an underground burlesque scene!

Here’s a chart I made tracing the dissemination and adoption of cultural trends in New York:

Artists/performers–> Risk Takers –> Trend Setters –> College Kids –> People Younger Than Me at Work –> Me –> My Little Sister –> Time Out New York –> My Mom and Other Grown Ups –> The New Yorker –> College Professors –> Hobos –> College Kids (but Ironically) –> Presidential Candidates –> Hermets/Shut-ins/Assorted Wildmen –>  College Kids (but Earnestly Again) –>  People Waking Up from 1-3 Year Long Comas –> My Nanna –> The New York Times

The thing about having to kill your living art exhibit that’s a coat made out of mouse stem cells because it was growing out of control is why the fuck did you have a living art exhibit that was a coat made out of mouse stem cells. A) Why a coat? B) Mouse stem cells = Barf.

spermcube.org: If you love chocolate sperm and you love peanut butter cubes then this is pretty much a no brainer. It’s kind of like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup for French assholes.