I’m Not Feeling You

“Thudguard has strategically placed ventilation holes to allow heat out but REMEMBER, wearing any headgear can become hot and uncomfortable after too long.”

I will remember that Thudguard. Thanks!

A) At least it’ll be a legitimate retard

B) Alice and Wonderland Themed?

C) When the California Supreme Court recently overturned the state’s ban on gay marriages, they meant literally gay marriages, not “oh my god, that’s so gay” marriages.

The answer is “C”.

Remember, when you don’t recycle, it’s the same as beating him to death with a tire iron. I refuse to live in a world without those paws.

I like babies. Fuck, I probably even like your baby, but hipsterparentdouchebags, if parenthood changes everything how come you’re still intolerable? Also, stop dressing your baby like it’s in Interpol. It’s not and that’s child abuse.