I’m Not Feeling You

I feel like the media is giving them way more attention then they deserve, and i feel bad about talking about them, but I’m really really not feeling these people. Not just because I don’t agree with them, I don’t agree with John McCain but at least he has real ideas. It’s more that these people’s ideas are just so insanely intellectually dishonest:

“We voted for Hillary Clinton because of her policies and the wisdom of her experience. In her wisdom and experience she has endorsed Barack Obama because he and she have almost identical policies, so we are voting for John McCain. Also, if “a” equals “b” and “b” equals 3 than 2a+b-a=Fish ”

You can comb through that garbage and find all the crazy for yourself… it’s fun, kind of like an Easter egg hunt of cranky bullshit.

Or, just watch the clip of what’s-her-face on Fox News and revel in the Fox commentator trying not to laugh in her face.

Anyway, maybe they’ll cost Obama the election, maybe not. Probably not. Every time they protest it appears as if there’s maybe like eight of them. I do think that, as much as I want Obama to win, and as faulty and frustrating as I think these people’s logic is. I think we should all be glad to send the other side as many liars, crazies, and bigots as we possible can. Strom Thurmond was a democrat too once, and personally, I never really missed him. So go PUMAs, go, run free and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Pussies.

My fey friends at feyfriends.com recently brought this to my attention.

Writing a blog about your cat in the first person voice of the cat is sad and weird. When that cat has no face it’s like serial killer deranged. Also, I’m pretty sure if that cat could really write a blog, every entry would just say, “kill me.” Not even because she has no face, but because she lives with people who give their cats haircuts. And blogs. Actually more ’cause she has no face.

Cat with no face must be stopped.

PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are Hillary Clinton supporters that are promising to sit out the election or vote for McCain. They’re kind of like cougars only they’re fucking nuts. Watch the video and note how even FOX News thinks that lady, Darragh Murphy, isn’t making any sense.

First of all, I already told you, Cat on a leash must be stopped.

Second, tell the truth New York Times, are you accepting story ideas from my Nanna?

Finally, “they cut a fine figure together at sunset, man and cat, each of slim, proud carriage—two quiet silhouettes connected by the leash.” Way to gay up the guy who walks his cat on a leash NY Times.

When clearly I should have a lion. By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what the show “Three’s Company” would have looked like if I had written it. It would have looked exactly like this video, and it would have been awesome.