When clearly I should have a lion. By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what the show “Three’s Company” would have looked like if I had written it. It would have looked exactly like this video, and it would have been awesome.
I did some research, and the back story goes: So this Montana couple are out hiking with their dogs and their… mule (?!) and the dogs get attacked by a mountain lion. Luckily the mule gallops in to save the day.
Dog 1: So… should we get in there?
Dog 2: In where?
Dog 1: …
Dog 2: Ohhhhhh… Nah, he looks like he’s got it pretty much under control…
Dog 1: …At this point we’d probably just get in the way.
Dog 2: Totally. We could have taken that mountain lion though.
Dog 1: Totally.
*That’s not true, if this were my life, Hamilton would have probably attacked the mule.
“Mule vs. Mountain Lion” if you had to bet, you’d say Mountain Lion right? I would. If betting on random animal match-ups were legal I could never afford to send my babies to college.
I circled the mountain lion in red because he kind of blends into the background here, which you’d think would be an advantage. Fucking mountain lion.
Yes I am. Also, yeah it’s a two cat day. So fucking what?
Cat on a leash must be stopped.