I’m Not Feeling You

I know its not Kermit, but here’s what happened: I’ve been listening to some Acid King lately (if you don’t know, get on that, for serious), ’cause it feels right for the Korean winter, and they do this cover of a BTO song. One thing that I didn’t know about myself is that I really like BTO a lot. Kind of.

So three Canadian hard rock bands later, I was looking up April Wine songs on YouTube.  Which brings us to the masterpiece of crazy above.

And I say masterpiece of crazy because like, sure, “Why Sandra Bullock?” That was my first question too. But then you think about it some more and you’re like, OK guy, maybe there’s that one part in Speed 2 where she’s talking to Willem Dafoe but really her words were meant for you (they weren’t). Or whatever.  But then, like me, you have to wonder, “Why April Wine?” You know? Because like, supposing for one second this connection dude has with Sandra Bullock is real (it’s not), why not go with something she likes when you reply with a crazy fucking YouTube video. I don’t know, The Eagles? I bet Sandy loves the Eagles. Or, like, Tiny Dancer? Everybody loves fucking Tiny Dancer. You know who Sandra Bullock’s not into? April Wine. You know how I know? Nobody’s into April Wine. So whatever chances he had (none), totally blown to shit.

I’ve never been anywhere but Disney World one time when I was eight, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Florida is like:

Yeah, I sort of hate him, but dude can talk ladies into or out of anything… including a North Korean Labor Camp.

MBC Digital is some hot shit because MCEO is my favorite rapper, and also because their “About” section is mostly just a long quote from The Sun Ra movie which you should totally see (kind of), and also probably for lots of other reasons like Blestenation and Lonnie and the return of Mic Geronimo.  Download their super incredible mixtape of doom here.