I’m Not Feeling You

The end of an era is has arrived, Alan Colmes is leaving Hannity & Colmes. Am I wrong to hate Colmes more than Hannity? No, of course I’m not.

Just kidding. I literally could not possibly care less.

We all thought you might be dead or infirm, but state media reports you’re touring a soap factory today so… whewww. Crisis averted.

Hey, wouldn’t it be ironic if he was dead and that was Elvis standing in for him?

Also, nice outfit. Coming soon! A brand new INFY feature: Hipster or Kim Jong Il? (Hint

You know I have to say, if you had asked me yesterday to guess who I thought would be the first high-profile convict George would pardon on his way out of office, I’m pretty sure I would not have guessed former Wyclef protege John Forte. Randy “Duke” Cunningham? Sure. Michael Milken? Maybe. Former Fugees hype-man John Forte? Prolly not.

It’s like I had a friend who used to assistant teach in a special-ed class, and when the kids did something bad, like eat the staples or something, the teacher didn’t want to use the word “bad” and reinforce that they were bad kids, so he would say to them, “you made a weird choice.” This seems like a weird choice.

Also, it’s funny, I remember thinking this song was like really really annoying back in the day, but it’s actually kind of great. John Forte’s verse comes second. He’s a terrible rapper. Or he was. Maybe he got better in jail:

Just cause you’re getting too old to just stand there looking pretty doesn’t mean you should start talking… or writing letters to the President-elect:

Dear Mr. Obama:
My thoughts/hopeful ideas-:
-Free Leonard Peltier- This injustice is just breeding Hate and discrimination. It would be very meaning ful to the Native American people and all of us ho have watched and been saddened by a broken system (There are too many people in jail that don’t need to be there-it IS a broken system- that enrages more people than it helps) - not saying that there aren’t people who need to be jailed while determining their fate- but Jail should be a holding cell for justice and not a lifelong waste of taxpayers money to run a spa for criminals-how does this improve society? Especially when there are real threats to our most precious citizens -our children- in most cases child molesters are walking free. Government must Castrate every molester-or potential molester- error on the safe side- if any child pornography is found in anyone’s possession-or anyone creating such atrocities-or if any child Is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester- listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served-The abuse is way worse than any trial could be- our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished…

But wait, there’s more… She hasn’t even started talking about weed and  health-care yet.