It’s not that I don’t think a country has a right to defend itself, and throwing stones or firing rockets blindly into Israel isn’t, you know, awesome… but sometimes when I’m walking Hamiton the little French Bulldog on my block tries to get into it with us. I hold him back because, you know, even though that dick French Bulldog started it, it wouldn’t really be fair to just like, go for it. You know?
Also, have you ever tried to buy a stereo in New York?
This is what constitutes a “craze” in England. Mini cows are great and all, but how come people don’t milk their dogs?
It’s weird, I hate her so much it almost makes me like McCain… I wonder if that was the plan. She wants to kill all the polar bears with oil. And she likes to chase down and shoot wolves. From helicopters. It’s fucked. Ask these guys:
How do you make getting a puppy seem cruel? You bring three home and take some time to silently judge them before deciding which two aren’t good enough for you. Don’t worry though, she’s going to keep the other two in the freezer for stock. It’s like a puppy reenactment of Sophie’s Choice.