Archive for the 'Economy' Category

I’m Not Feeling You GM Bailout Plan

Feeling pretty bad about killing the electric car now, huh? I know the economy sucks and all, but isn’t it possible you would be in much better shape if you made cars that people wanted to buy. It kind of makes me not want to give you 25 billion dollars. Sucks for you… and the 3 million people who will be out of a job if you go bankrupt.

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I’m Not Feeling You Postponing Your Plan T. Boone Pickens

He has to suspend his plan cause he can’t raise any money for his turbines. Can someone please buy this guy a windmill before he dies? He looks lost.

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I’m Not Feeling You Maybe Being Secretary of State

What? Just cause she’s a lady she’s got to be a secretary? That’s sexist.

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I’m Not Feeling You Second Presidential Debate

A) Why is Obama debating Uncle Fester?

B) Does McCain know that General Petraeus isn’t his son-in-law?

C) Someone help that confused old man I think he’s lost!

Now and forever, the answer is “C”.

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I’m Not Feeling the V.P. Debate Not Being On All the Time

You know why this was boring? Too much downtime. They had weeks to prepare for this and now they basically never have to do it again. Why is this only on for three hours every four years? If you wanna get real we need a 24 hour V.P. debate channel. Day one would be Palin debating Biden, Biden debating a history proffesor, Palin debating the Wayne Gretzky, Biden debating the Harlem Globe Trotters, Palin debating a moose, and then back around again in a round robin.

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