I’m Not Feeling You

Did you know that there’s still a Senate election going on in Minnesota?  Could you imagine knowing you were in the middle of the toughest fight of your life, and that fight is for the honor of representing the state of Minnesota? What if that was the case AND you had starred in ”Stewart Saves His Family”? Would you kill yourself? Did you know that there’s a state called Minnesota?

Here’s my new rubrick for judging whether something is important: if an eight year old Korean kid hasn’t heard of it, it’s not a significant part of American culture.  So, “cheesy crust”: important. “Minnesota”: can eat a dick.

This is ‘tarded… especially cause how many photos does The A.P. own and licence of people holding signs and posters with the Shepard Fairey image in it?

Two things I hate: short-sighted intellectual property lawyers and Valantine’s Day, that’s why this Valantine’s Day I’m encouraging all of you to take a break from the cards/flowers/chocolate and instead go ahead and punch an intellectual property lawyer in the dick. Go ahead, he’ll thank you for it.

She’s from Albany and she likes abortion and hunting…but then, who doesn’t?

My point is that there are a lot of people of in New York State and, maybe you didn’t realize it but you picked the most boring one. Maybe it’s not your fault, maybe she told you she has a baby arm growing out her head, but you shouldn’t have taken her word for it, you should have felt her head David Paterson, because she doesn’t have a baby arm growing out of her head and she’s really boring.

What I said yesterday about Gene Robinson and Rick Warren aside, book these kids to perform for Obama at the inauguration and I’d give you a pass on booking Goebbels to give the invocation.

Spoiler Alert!!! The following shit will definitely make you cry and Ron Clark is a gayish little white dude.