I’m Not Feeling You

Young Jeezy does not, I repeat, does not, support McCain for president, even though they were on the same episode of SNL.

A) I’ll take Jeezy over Barbara Streisand, Chuck Norris, and whoever McCain has endorsing him Eric Estrada any day of the fucking week.

B) My President Is Black too.

C) When they asked him why, y’all thought he was going to say something like, “That’s my ni**a.” But instead he said, “I can’t mess with McCain because I’m paying for my mom’s health care out of pocket.”

The answer is “C”.

Here’s somethings I’ve never said:

“____ is so much cooler when he’s done a bunch of Cocaine.”

“I really like ____, except when he’s not on Cocaine.”

“She’s so much better in bed when she’s done a whole shit load of Cocaine”

From yesterday’s” Face the Nation”:

GENERAL WESLEY CLARK: … [John McCain] was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in Armed Forces as a prisoner of war. He has been a voice on the Senate Armed Services Committee, and he has traveled all over the world. But he hasn’t held executive responsibility… He hasn’t seen what it’s like when diplomats come in and say, ‘I don’t know whether we’re going to be able to get this point through or not. Do you want to take the risk? What about your reputation? How do we handle it-’

Bob Schieffer: I have to say, Barack Obama has not had any of those experiences either, nor has he ridden in a fighter plane and gotten shot down. I mean-

GENERAL WESLEY CLARK: Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be President.

Bob Schieffer: Really?!

I’m sure everyone’s gonna be all like, “I can’t believe he’s attacking McCain’s military record,” but that’s stupid. Getting shot out of plane DOESN’T make someone a good president.

PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are Hillary Clinton supporters that are promising to sit out the election or vote for McCain. They’re kind of like cougars only they’re fucking nuts. Watch the video and note how even FOX News thinks that lady, Darragh Murphy, isn’t making any sense.

On the other hand, stop bitching about my man opting out of the public financing system, it’s awesome.

This won’t be an issue for very long, but it’s important. Is opting out of public financing advantagious to Obama? Yes. Is it reform? Also, yes. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. In fact, when they go hand in hand, it’s pretty much all signs point to awesome.

Outspending your opponent because you have the support of corporations, PACs, Lobbyists, etc. is wack. Outspending your opponent because millions of people like me are sending you their beer money is fucking awesome

Obama’s average donation is $88.00. Sure he has big donors, but the average is the average. He will win because people, millions of individual people, love him. A lot. Because he’s awesome.

That’s Awesome.