I’m Not Feeling You

It’s like how I “allow” the government take money out of my paycheck.

I’m glad that the Right Reverend Gene Robinson will be leading a prayer during the Inauguration events this weekend… because Gene Robinson is awesome. But teaching Evolution doesn’t make up for teaching Creationism, Combs doesn’t make up for Hannity, and this doesn’t make Rick Warren OK. At all.

She’s moving into the White House to help take care of Sasha and Malia (A.K.A. the best kids in the world ever), in DC they call that the “Baby Czar”. It’s official: The Obama Presidency is a sitcom in the best possible way.  I’m looking forward to Marian’s spin-off series…

Marian Robinson returns to Chicago to open a day-care center, but her quiet life is turned upside down when burned-out ex-chief of staff Rahm Emanuel shows up on her doorstep looking for a job. Can an adorable old black lady and an argumentative super-Jew work together? Yes We Can laugh along with the whole family, this fall on Rahm-per Room!

Nothing screams getting rid of waste and inefficiencies like creating a new high level position with a preposterous name. Do you think she gets a whole staff to eliminate waste and inefficiencies? I bet she gets her own stationary and a car to get rid of waste and innefficiencies. Whew, I feel better about that 1.2 Trillion dollar deficit already. At least it’s chief performance officer and not like “not spending money czar.”