I’m Not Feeling You

Our Mayor is apparently going to run for a third term, even though that’s against the law. It’s ok though, billionaires do illegal stuff all the time… and that usually goes fine… like on Wall Street.

Dude, get rid of that quick. You’re embarrassing us in front of the aliens. Or you could make a corn field Katie Couric next to her and then the aliens can figure out how retarded she is on their own.

The bill failed cause Obama and Pelossi made the bailout into a partisan issue by asking Republicans to vote for it and that’s why Republicans didn’t vote for it on hardcore idealogical grounds.

ZZZZZzzzzzz Jesus Christ. Maybe they should have canceled it…

Also, who’s still undecided? I want to know what’s holding you up. ‘Cause it’s not like these dudes are saying anything new.

You’re suspending your campaign and going back to D.C. to help with the Wall Street bailout negotiations.

A) Someone on his staff should have reminded him about phones (they have those extra loud ones now) and email (remember, he learned about email recently)

B) Nothing helps a careful negotiation like a cranky old man being followed around by video cameras

C) Isn’t your campaign already suspended?

The answer is always, always, “C”.