I’m Not Feeling You

I was feeling really sad about missing Thanksgiving this year, but then I remembered that turkeys are just big dry chickens with my balls on their face.

I’m not gay, but if I was gay, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be into suits, and even if I was into suits, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be into suits that are also radishes. Something about this guy though. I have no idea what you’re selling, but dude, I’m buying. I’m not saying I’d fuck that radish, but we could probably spoon.

A) Corn dogs covered in french fries? Yeah they do.

B) I’m not 12 so I can look at this and not think about sex toys.

C) French Tickler.

The answer is “C”.

Judging from the table next to me, Korean guys really know what they’re doing when it comes to clams. Korean girls have it pretty good. Of course, that’s not really true, it seems like chicks in Korean have a it pretty tough… not as tough as clams have it though.