I’m Not Feeling You

This is what meat looks like when grown in a tube from prenatal sheep cells. It’s all baaaaaaaaahhd. I prefer my meat with murder, thank you.

Remember when you were a kid and you peeled off your scabs and ate them? Yeah, me too, but that doesn’t mean I want that in my pasta salad.

It was actually a little bit genius.

spermcube.org: If you love chocolate sperm and you love peanut butter cubes then this is pretty much a no brainer. It’s kind of like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup for French assholes.

Do you remember that day, like seven years ago, when everybody realized that fake tits weren’t just not cute, but kind of completely gross? That’s what’s happening for me here, only with chicken. If you hate skin and bones so much, eat a fucking clam.