I like babies. Fuck, I probably even like your baby, but hipsterparentdouchebags, if parenthood changes everything how come you’re still intolerable? Also, stop dressing your baby like it’s in Interpol. It’s not and that’s child abuse.
I’m usually a huge fan of teenage dumbassery of all kinds, but digging up a body so you can smoke a bowl out of a corpse head… is actually kind of awesome. I’m sorry I made fun of you guys, have fun explaining this in prison.
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The Management
Yes, I would love to go in on a timeshare with you this summer. I’d also love to eat something other than peanut butter.