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I’m Not Feeling You Proposing A New York City Pit Bull Ban

This is my dog, Hamilton, who I’m not feeling. As you can see he is more dog than weapon and more semi-vegetative sloth than dog. I’m sorry those other dogs hurt those other people, but Peter Vallone, if you try to take him from me I will bite you in the face with my teeth.

Fuck BSL. Breed Specific Legislation is Bull Shit Legislation.

And Pit Bull people are crazy.

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I’m Still Not Feeling You Hamilton

Dear Professor Dog Face,

Riddle me this: If your sense of smell is 100x better than mine, how come you’re not dead from your own farts?

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I’m Not Feeling You Hamilton

Asshole

Here’s what I would say if I ran into my dog at a cocktail party:

Oh, hey! How are you? Remind me what is it you do again? Wait, you don’t do anything? Oh I see, you don’t do anything except fart and shed and cry and sometimes bite the guests? That’s cool.

By the way, I hear you’re doing an awesome job not scaring away the mice in my apartment. I should get a cat. Except you’d kill it. With your teeth. Asshole

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