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I’m Not Feeling You 2009

Me: OffToAFuckedUpStartAlreadySays, “I already suck”?

2009: I already suck

Me: Exactly

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I’m Still Not Feeling You Hamilton

Me: IfYouKeepThisUpI’mGoingToStapleADryerSheetToYourAssholeSays: Oops I farted again

Hamilton: Oops I farted again

Me: Exactly

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I’m Not Feeling You Montauk Monster

If my years with Hamilton have taught me anything, it’s what a dog looks like with its nose bitten off. Sorry Gawker, that’s a fucking dog. In fact, here’s a list of things that it could be in order of likelihood.

1.Dog

2. Guy in a dog suit

3. Several small dogs piled together to look like a larger dog that looks like a monster

4. Raccoon

5. A different dog from the dog I first thought it was

6. Pig

7. Dog

8. Dog

9. Dog

10. Monster Dog

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I’m Not Feeling You Proposing A New York City Pit Bull Ban

This is my dog, Hamilton, who I’m not feeling. As you can see he is more dog than weapon and more semi-vegetative sloth than dog. I’m sorry those other dogs hurt those other people, but Peter Vallone, if you try to take him from me I will bite you in the face with my teeth.

Fuck BSL. Breed Specific Legislation is Bull Shit Legislation.

And Pit Bull people are crazy.

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