I’m Not Feeling You

‘Cause why the fuck shouldn’t you do whatever you want all the time? Also, it’s nice to know you’re not good at everything.

That song is like 3 minutes long, why is the video almost 9 minutes? Why are the credits twice as long as the actual thing? I hate that.

Also, why Danny Hoch? Fuck Danny Hoch. You couldn’t find a less sanctimonious Jew anywhere? Call me dude. Seriously I hated that guy when he was marginally relevant in like 1996 or whatever, now I’m just embarrassed for him.

Still, the video itself isn’t that bad. It’s nice to see some of The Wire cast. Fuck, I miss The Wire.

But he dropped this Obama joint the other day and it’s a few of my favorite things. Supposedly this is from a Green Lantern mixtape called “Yes We Can” which is all Obama songs. It’s not out yet and I haven’t heard it but it’s my favorite album ever. You can also download Movado’s “We Need Barack” at the The Fader, it’s actually a lot hotter than the Nas song. If you like Dancehall. Which I do.

Listen, I’m sorry. But it’s been two years and I just couldn’t wait anymore. And if you’re wondering, yeah. It’s really good. And no, I’m not including a link to the download, google that shit if you want, but I won’t be a part of that. Ok fine, here… but buy it too.

And seriously, when he talks he sounds like he might have a concussion, but then he’s all like,

“They don’t make em like me nomore
matter fact they never made em like me b4
im rare like mr clean wit hair
no brake lights on my car rear
i never had lice and i never had fear
i rap like i done died and gone to heaven i swear
and yere ima bear
like black and white hair
so im polar
and they cant get on my system cuz my system is the solar
i am so far from the older im an other
i can eat them for supper get in my spaceship and hover”

Don’t worry I will absolutely not be messing with The Zohan, but  more in the Ice Cube doesn’t “mess with swine” sense of the term “don’t mess with”.