Nas: “To all my kike niggas, spic niggas, Guinea niggas, chink niggas,
that’s right, y’all my niggers too.”
Me: Did you just call me a nigga?
Nas: Yup
Me: Will you be my new dad?
Nas breaking down racial barriers in a way that no one over the age of… say 37… will ever really understand. I know, ’cause I tried to explain it to my Ex’s parents and their friends at Thanksgiving once and it didn’t go over.
Everyone who knows anything about this stuff, says that the gas tax holiday is completely ‘tarded, stop trying to beat my boy with lies. You’re ruining everything. White Devil.
Yes, I would love to go in on a timeshare with you this summer. I’d also love to eat something other than peanut butter.
Hey, did you know it was Earth Day yesterday? Me Neither.
God: Hey! Remember that time I killed a bunch of babies?
Me: Yeah…
God: Well it’s time to celebrate!
Me: This isn’t going to be another one of those things where my family gets together to scream is it?
God: Great! I’ll bring the shitty crackers!