I’m Not Feeling You Thanksgiving
I was feeling really sad about missing Thanksgiving this year, but then I remembered that turkeys are just big dry chickens with my balls on their face.
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I’m Not Feeling You 2009
Me: OffToAFuckedUpStartAlreadySays, “I already suck”?
2009: I already suck
Me: Exactly
I’m Still Not Feeling You Hanukka
You ever noticed how when it doesn’t coincide with Christmas, Hanukkah sucks extra? Can’t we all just finally agree that Santa has nothing to do with Jesus and then we can celebrate Christmas with you guys?
I’m Not Feeling You Hanukkah
God: So then, when they got to the temple they realized there was only one day’s left of oil…
Me: Is this going anywhere? And while we’re at it, what the fuck is a Hanukkah?
God: It’s actually “Hanuka.”
Me: OK, what the fuck is a Hanuka?
God: It’s actually “Chanukah.”
Me: Go to Chell.