Archive for the 'I'm Not Feeling Me' Category

I’m Not Feeling Me Being Right About The Iraqi Shoe Guy

I hate it when I make snarky comments and they come true. Even if it’s obvious. Like I made this joke about the shoe throwing guy and Abu Ghraib and now his brother says he has a broken hand and isn’t looking so hot.

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I’m Not Feeling Me Kind of Liking John Mayer

Oh god, not his music, but Us Weekly has an interview with him, and dude is a little bit hilarious. I kind of love John Mayer, which is weird, because I hate John Mayer.

Talking about his dick:
“I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”

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I’m Not Feeling Me Doubting Oliver Stone

It’s true, I had some doubts about the upcoming Oliver Stone Biopic “W”. Then I heard that Richard Dreyfuss is in talks to play Cheney. (Then, mysteriously, the Hollywood Reporter server crashed)

I don’t know why this tickles me so much, but rest assured, I am tickled. It’s like somebody shot me in the face with tickles.

Yeah.

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