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You know how everyone keeps saying that “the country’s changing” and Obama’s election “shows we’re making a lot of progress?” What they mean when they say “changing” and “progress” is that old people, adorable, racist, homophobic old people, are dying.
You know the one age group that Obama lost overall? You guessed it, men and women 65 and over. You know who’s most likely to be dead by the time Obama’s up for reelection? You guessed it, men and women 65 and over. Awesome!
Guess what percentage of voters aged 18-29 support some form of gay marriage/civil union? 75%! Now, same question for all you folks 65 and over? 44%! In 20 years the bottom of that demographic is going to be 85 years old, and the survivors will be watching their grandson marry his college boyfriend, Tucker.
So yeah, maybe we should all slow down a little on the geriatric medical research and focus instead on “this country making a lot progress.” You know what I mean?
I’ve been, at times, a little hard on Hill, but that was really a pretty kick ass speech. She was great, and more importantly she consigned those crazy ass PUMAs to the lunatic fringe where they belong. So thanks lady. You’re off my shit list. Bill, I still hate you.
“I want you to ask yourselves: Were you in this campaign just for me? Or were you in it for that young marine and others like him? Were you in it for that mom struggling with cancer while raising her kids? Were you in it for that boy and his mom surviving on the minimum wage?”
So this lady, Stephanie Lenz, put up this video on YouTube of her toddler partying to “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince so obviously Universal Music felt the need to threaten to sue her. Because record companies hate babies. And joy, they also hate joy. So she’s suing them for being bullies. Awesome.
See that toddler in the video? Better hope he marries your daughter, cause he’s already way cooler than anyone I know.