I’m Not Feeling You

“So I’ve gotten pretty fond of Jay-Z,” Mr. Obama said. “He’s broadened my horizons in the hip-hop world.

If they can have their crazy “dream ticket” I can have mine. Seriously though, I believe in an America where the president knows all the lyrics to Reasonable Doubt.

I know you’re not a superdelegate or anything, but still, we appreciate it.

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Thanks,

The Management

Way to go. Also, you look like a marionette. And you did it for the wrong reasons. But still, way to go.

This is Khia, she used to be a little famous, then she was on Miss Rap Supreme and got eliminated. I’m not mad at that, but I’m also not mad at her. Or her Vlog.