First of all, I already told you, Cat on a leash must be stopped.
Second, tell the truth New York Times, are you accepting story ideas from my Nanna?
Finally, “they cut a fine figure together at sunset, man and cat, each of slim, proud carriage—two quiet silhouettes connected by the leash.” Way to gay up the guy who walks his cat on a leash NY Times.
Remember how this rabbit kept going and going and at first it was sort of funny, and then it got really boring, and then it was so fucking annoying? Yeah. I remember that too.
I swear, if these two yentas vote for McCain because they’re not sure if Obama’s good for the Jews… You know what’s not good for the Jews? Ruining everything.
Now that she’s definitely lost, everyone’s talking about an Obama-Clinton ticket. Barf.
I am feeling this though, you can make your own Hillary. See, I made this one. Get it, ’cause she talks out her neck.
Dear Professor Dog Face,
Riddle me this: If your sense of smell is 100x better than mine, how come you’re not dead from your own farts?