I like how you said: “I love Joe Biden.”
I get it. you’re charming. When you talk I want to hang out, and then as soon as you stop I feel unclean and long to bathe.
Hey, you want to have a beer sometime…? Just kidding. I still hate you. Smarmy son of a bitch.
Me: IfYouKeepThisUpI’mGoingToStapleADryerSheetToYourAssholeSays: Oops I farted again
Hamilton: Oops I farted again
Me: Exactly
If these guys were a boy band I would buy their album. And their T-shirt. And their pillow cases. I would go to the concert and have a favorite. His name would be “Terry.” Man, I almost forgot about these crazy sons of bitches.
