I’m Not Feeling You

Remember how this rabbit kept going and going and at first it was sort of funny, and then it got really boring, and then it was so fucking annoying? Yeah. I remember that too.

I swear, if these two yentas vote for McCain because they’re not sure if Obama’s good for the Jews… You know what’s not good for the Jews? Ruining everything.

Now that she’s definitely lost, everyone’s talking about an Obama-Clinton ticket. Barf.

I am feeling this though, you can make your own Hillary. See, I made this one. Get it, ’cause she talks out her neck.

Dear Professor Dog Face,

Riddle me this: If your sense of smell is 100x better than mine, how come you’re not dead from your own farts?

I know I’m kind of harping on this guy, but doesn’t he look exactly like the Grinch? Yes. He does.