I’m Not Feeling You

I like babies. Fuck, I probably even like your baby, but hipsterparentdouchebags, if parenthood changes everything how come you’re still intolerable? Also, stop dressing your baby like it’s in Interpol. It’s not and that’s child abuse.

This has me all happy-sad, like when your sweater smells like a girl you liked who moved away.

Felt shouldn’t make you feel.