Google works pretty well but they keep a record of everything you’ve ever searched along with the IP address you searched from and sell the whole package to North Korea. Or something. So someone invented Cuil, which searches with a different algorithm, never spies on you, and totally sucks. Barack Obama isn’t Polish, but apparently Cuil is.
First of all, I’m sure I’m not the only one who bought a scrabble set because Scrabbulous got me addicted. Hasbro should be giving these guys a rim job, not trying to put them out of business. Second, if you take away Scrabulous, what the hell am I supposed to do with my self all day? Finall, for all of you asking yourselves if the above is the most amazing/offensive print ad ever. The answer is: “yes.” Actually, the answer is: “Yes, and that ad is from 2006, holy shit the French hate women.”
Cause dating is weird, and sometimes I worry about my “game”, so it’s nice to know that somewhere, out there, there’s a Dimitri making me look really really good.
“Elegant woman are hard to find. I’m Greek. I’m very particular about what I like.” Words to live by.
People garbage soup is gross. So are rape cartoons and used-panty vending machines. Also, stop killing whales.
So this lady, Stephanie Lenz, put up this video on YouTube of her toddler partying to “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince so obviously Universal Music felt the need to threaten to sue her. Because record companies hate babies. And joy, they also hate joy. So she’s suing them for being bullies. Awesome.
See that toddler in the video? Better hope he marries your daughter, cause he’s already way cooler than anyone I know.