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I’m Not Feeling You Not Telling Me About This Stoned Kid Sooner

Someone sent me this today, and it’s amazing. But apparently it’s all over the Internet and there’s like YouTube remixes of it and stuff.  What’s up? Do you guys hate me or something? Where you at?

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I’m NOT Not Feeling You Bill Gates

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You know that college friend you had who went to South America for their Junior year and when they came back you couldn’t talk to them anymore because they all they wanted to do was go to study-groups, talk about cholera, and make you feel bad about how selfish you are?  Well Bill gates is like that now, except he’s a billionaire, so instead of making other billionaires feel bad for being selfish and not donating enough to malaria, he apparently unleashes swarms of mosquitos on them at tech conferences.

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I’m Not Feeling You Louisville Free Face

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Ladies, if you live in Louisville, go ahead and fill out this application (make sure to specify with or without Pop Rocks, Altoids, and Electricity) and this guy will come over and go down on you… for free!

It’s disgusting.

You know, sometimes I make jokes where I talk to god as if he reads my blog and, all jokes aside, I sort of wonder if, you know, maybe he is reading. Because, really, what other explanation is there for this perfect little piece of heaven for me to not feel. If this site isn’t an argument for intelligent design, I really don’t know what is.

Remember he goes by George, Vampire Lord, and god, but never, ever, Vampire Lord George… that would be ridiculous.

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I’m NOT Not Feeling You Sharing The Gift of I’m Not Feeling You

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