I’m Not Feeling You

I was feeling really sad about missing Thanksgiving this year, but then I remembered that turkeys are just big dry chickens with my balls on their face.

Yeah, I sort of hate him, but dude can talk ladies into or out of anything… including a North Korean Labor Camp.

That’s what it looks like when the Korean Parliament votes on media deregulation. If they were debating Obama’s health care plan, dudes would be getting stuck left and right.

“Women lawmakers from the rival parties joined in the melee, grabbing each other by the neck and trying to bring opponents to the floor.” Yeah they did.

So if there’s one thing six months in Korea has tought me, it’s what a Korean boyscout looks like. So when I saw the preview for this new “Up” movie… I know it’s been out for like a month but I live in the Orient… I knew there was something achingly familiar about that kid so I did a google search and out this guy works at Pixar and they based the kid on him. Look at this guy… this guy and his fucking face.  Now picture him in a boyscout’s uniform. Now stab yourself in the face with a broken bottle ’cause your eyes will never be clean again. Done? Good.  I think one golden rule is, if your face looks more like a cartoon than an actual cartoon looks like a cartoon, maybe don’t work at a cartoon studio.