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If Woody Allen and E.T. had a baby it would be really fucking long and boring.

Don’t worry I will absolutely not be messing with The Zohan, but  more in the Ice Cube doesn’t “mess with swine” sense of the term “don’t mess with”.

The thing about this is not so much offensive it is, though it is, but how remarkably dumb she sounds.
It really is remarkable. This is me remarking. That she sounds like a toddler. Dior should have fired her for being a retard.

Sometimes, when a famous actress gets really boring and veiny, a vine will begin to grow from the top of her head. Young men, eager to gain their fortune, may attempt to climb the vine, hoping to find a giant to slay, or some manner of golden egg-laying goose.

Threatening to slow down congressional reelection fund raising if Hillary doesn’t get her way is dirt-ay as fuck. Who knew Harvey Weinstein was an asshole? Everybody.

Still, if it does get gully, my money’s on Pelosi, yeah Harvey’s got the girth, but Nancy’s got that scrap in her.