I’m Not Feeling You

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Look, I love the Constitution, but it seems kind of tragic to allow people to shoot each other in the face over a question of grammar:

“The amendment’s prefatory clause announces a purpose, but does not limit or expand the scope of the second clause,” wrote Justice Scalia. “The operative clause’s text and history demonstrate that it connotes an individual right to keep and bear arms.”

I really do hate me some Scalia.

So… yeah… it’s a 3 month old Mac Book and I don’t even want to talk about it. I have a genius bar appointment on Monday, pray for me friends.

Until then, the next few posts will be hilarious graphics free as all my photo shit is on my laptop.

First of all, I already told you, Cat on a leash must be stopped.

Second, tell the truth New York Times, are you accepting story ideas from my Nanna?

Finally, “they cut a fine figure together at sunset, man and cat, each of slim, proud carriage—two quiet silhouettes connected by the leash.” Way to gay up the guy who walks his cat on a leash NY Times.

Governor Paterson is our Governor here in New York. He’s black and he’s blind and nobody elected him. In other words he’s like the best Governor ever. He’s had like 50 affairs, but he’s the man so he doesn’t have to pay for it like some ex-Governors I know. Anyway, he’s proposed recognizing out of state gay marriages in New York, which basically means that my friends who are two guys or two girls can fly to California, get married, come back, and be married. Which is pretty awesome.

Anyway, he made a phone number to determine how much support there is for his directive to recognize all legal same-sex marriages from other states and countries. So when you have like an extra (for real) 15 seconds, call 518.474.8390 and say “I support the Governor’s directive to support same-sex marriage! So suck it!” Don’t say the suck it part, cause the nice lady who answers the phone doesn’t deserve that. Also, I think she mostly talks to gay dudes all day, so if you call up and make it clear you’re straight she gets pretty chatty, but if you’re in a rush you don’t have to do that.,

Actually I am feeling it. In my balls.