I’m NOT Not Feeling You Calling New York’s Governor Paterson
Governor Paterson is our Governor here in New York. He’s black and he’s blind and nobody elected him. In other words he’s like the best Governor ever. He’s had like 50 affairs, but he’s the man so he doesn’t have to pay for it like some ex-Governors I know. Anyway, he’s proposed recognizing out of state gay marriages in New York, which basically means that my friends who are two guys or two girls can fly to California, get married, come back, and be married. Which is pretty awesome.
Anyway, he made a phone number to determine how much support there is for his directive to recognize all legal same-sex marriages from other states and countries. So when you have like an extra (for real) 15 seconds, call 518.474.8390 and say “I support the Governor’s directive to support same-sex marriage! So suck it!” Don’t say the suck it part, cause the nice lady who answers the phone doesn’t deserve that. Also, I think she mostly talks to gay dudes all day, so if you call up and make it clear you’re straight she gets pretty chatty, but if you’re in a rush you don’t have to do that.,
