I’m Not Feeling You

Young Jeezy does not, I repeat, does not, support McCain for president, even though they were on the same episode of SNL.

A) I’ll take Jeezy over Barbara Streisand, Chuck Norris, and whoever McCain has endorsing him Eric Estrada any day of the fucking week.

B) My President Is Black too.

C) When they asked him why, y’all thought he was going to say something like, “That’s my ni**a.” But instead he said, “I can’t mess with McCain because I’m paying for my mom’s health care out of pocket.”

The answer is “C”.

This is my dog, Hamilton, who I’m not feeling. As you can see he is more dog than weapon and more semi-vegetative sloth than dog. I’m sorry those other dogs hurt those other people, but Peter Vallone, if you try to take him from me I will bite you in the face with my teeth.

Fuck BSL. Breed Specific Legislation is Bull Shit Legislation.

And Pit Bull people are crazy.

I know he won the Nobel Peace Price like 15 years ago, and he’s 90, and also, like the most adorable man in the world, but I just don’t trust that guy. Maybe we should give it just one more year.

Seriously, the Terrorism Watch List is like Osama bin Laden, Nelson Mandela, Cat Stevens, Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show, and the Soup Nazi. I think it’s time to consider revising.

One nice thing about the Clinton’s was that you knew when they said stuff like this, they were just saying it to get elected. Sometimes honesty and ethics are a little scary.

I feel like the media is giving them way more attention then they deserve, and i feel bad about talking about them, but I’m really really not feeling these people. Not just because I don’t agree with them, I don’t agree with John McCain but at least he has real ideas. It’s more that these people’s ideas are just so insanely intellectually dishonest:

“We voted for Hillary Clinton because of her policies and the wisdom of her experience. In her wisdom and experience she has endorsed Barack Obama because he and she have almost identical policies, so we are voting for John McCain. Also, if “a” equals “b” and “b” equals 3 than 2a+b-a=Fish ”

You can comb through that garbage and find all the crazy for yourself… it’s fun, kind of like an Easter egg hunt of cranky bullshit.

Or, just watch the clip of what’s-her-face on Fox News and revel in the Fox commentator trying not to laugh in her face.

Anyway, maybe they’ll cost Obama the election, maybe not. Probably not. Every time they protest it appears as if there’s maybe like eight of them. I do think that, as much as I want Obama to win, and as faulty and frustrating as I think these people’s logic is. I think we should all be glad to send the other side as many liars, crazies, and bigots as we possible can. Strom Thurmond was a democrat too once, and personally, I never really missed him. So go PUMAs, go, run free and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Pussies.