Best New York Times lead ever:
A day after he was charged with stabbing his companion in the face with a broken glass, State Senator-Elect Hiram Monserrate said he was incapable of such a crime, and vowed to take his Senate seat come Jan. 1.
I’m just saying. Anyway, it’s all a big misunderstanding, he accidentally stabbed his girlfriend in the face with a broken glass after finding coke in her purse.
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This is what constitutes a “craze” in England. Mini cows are great and all, but how come people don’t milk their dogs?
You know when you were a kid and you were bad and you got sent to your room and you cried and cried and screamed and stamped your foot and cried? Your grandparents were probably like, “why are you crying? Your room is filled with toys and joy. When I was your age and I did something bad my mother got raped by Kazakhs. That also happened when I was good.”
If you’re Bernard Madoff being under house arrest means you get to hang out in your 7 million dollar apartment and your life is still way nicer than mine. So it’s like I’m your grandparents and Bernard Madoff is a huge fucking asshole.
Buddy Bear, I’ll get behind you on a lot of stuff… the Clinton cabinet post, not kicking Joe Lieberman out of the caucus, not kicking Joe Lieberman if I ever get the chance, but Rick Warren? Come on man, this was supposed to be our special day.
I know, blah blah blah he does a lot of good stuff for AIDS and Poverty, or I guess against AIDS and Poverty, but also he hates gay people…
I was gonna maybe go down for the inaugeration but instead I’m going to donate the money I would have spent that weekend to People For the American Way’s Marriage Equality Campaign.
OK, half of what I would have spent… I’m broke.