I’m Not Feeling You

Way to put your junk on shout mom.

Honestly, it’s kind of my fault cause I helped my mom set hers up (mostly because I thought it would upset my teenage sister hilariously), but who taught the rest of you people how to do this?

I’m just saying that as recently as a year ago my dad was calling my cellphone ’cause he couldn’t figure out how to get back to the “beginning” of the Internet. He once left me a message that included the phrase, “ok, now I’m back in the portal, but I’m not sure what to do next.” Now the whole world knows we write Limericks and I clearly have to run away with the circus.

Saxby Chambliss: fun to say, shitty to vote for. But seriously, say Saxby Chambliss out loud seven times and then put together a phone bank, start calling Georgia and get Jim Martin elected to the Senate in the run-off on December 2nd.

Oh, and here’s Chambliss’s 2002 ad comparing Vietnam Vet and triple-amputee Max Cleland to Osama bin Ladin… it’s not on his Facebook page for some reason: