I’m Not Feeling You

Young Jeezy does not, I repeat, does not, support McCain for president, even though they were on the same episode of SNL.

A) I’ll take Jeezy over Barbara Streisand, Chuck Norris, and whoever McCain has endorsing him Eric Estrada any day of the fucking week.

B) My President Is Black too.

C) When they asked him why, y’all thought he was going to say something like, “That’s my ni**a.” But instead he said, “I can’t mess with McCain because I’m paying for my mom’s health care out of pocket.”

The answer is “C”.

This is my dog, Hamilton, who I’m not feeling. As you can see he is more dog than weapon and more semi-vegetative sloth than dog. I’m sorry those other dogs hurt those other people, but Peter Vallone, if you try to take him from me I will bite you in the face with my teeth.

Fuck BSL. Breed Specific Legislation is Bull Shit Legislation.

And Pit Bull people are crazy.

I know he won the Nobel Peace Price like 15 years ago, and he’s 90, and also, like the most adorable man in the world, but I just don’t trust that guy. Maybe we should give it just one more year.

Seriously, the Terrorism Watch List is like Osama bin Laden, Nelson Mandela, Cat Stevens, Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show, and the Soup Nazi. I think it’s time to consider revising.

One nice thing about the Clinton’s was that you knew when they said stuff like this, they were just saying it to get elected. Sometimes honesty and ethics are a little scary.

Also, as a former worker in the internet marketing field, I’m pretty sure, and it’s a lot more likely that, your shit got taken down because you don’t know how to use the internet and you sent too many annoying emails, not because some Obama supporters flagged your blog as spam. You only think that because you want to think that.