I’m Not Feeling You

Me: Countryovercompensatingforatinypeniswithanothernucleartestsayswhat?

North Korea: What?

Me: Exactly

Nixon committed, like, almost all the felonies, and he retired and wrote 10 books. President Roh’s wife maybe took some money and he jumped off a fucking mountain because… and, yeah totally, this is a really sad story and, I don’t know a whole lot about Korean politics, but he seemed like a pretty good guy, and yeah suicide is terrible and I’m totally against it, but… Koreazy bad ass.

Yogurt Palin and Wiffle Johnston broke up. I can’t believe those two crazy kids with a kid didn’t make it.

A) North Korea is reporting that has used it’s Taepodong-2 rocket technology to successfully launch a satellite into orbit. According to North Korean sources the satellite is currently broadcasting data to Pyeongyang. Which is funny cause South Korean and American sources are reporting finding the North Korean Satellite floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

B) Oh man did I love drawing this picture. Loved it like, I didn’t really have anything funny to say about this North Korean Rocket thing, but I wrote this post anyway. Loved it like, why don’t I marry drawing this picture.

C) Sounds like the Taepodong you get after two bottles of Soju. Ayyyyyyyyyo!

Always “C”. Every time.