George couldn’t make it to McCain’s convention because he had to “manage the response” to Hurricane Gustav. Here he is “managing the response” to Hurricane Katrina at McCain’s 69th birthday party. The Levees broke that morning, but oh my god that cake! Sadly, that was the last party that George W. Bush was ever invited to.
Who doesn’t love a Latin-American Studies Major in a gas mask?
Isn’t it funny how college dudes who wear white hats and run around breaking windows and throwing stuff around for no reason are called meat head frat boys, and we can all agree that they’re fucking assholes, but college dudes who run around breaking windows and throwing stuff around for no reason in a black t-shirt have opinions and we’re supposed to take them seriously?
Oh Sarah Palin, what won’t you shoot in front of your children? Actually, I think it’s good to talk to your kids, in a frank and honest fashion, about the possible perils and pitfalls of shooting things with guns. That way, by the time they’re teenagers they won’t be sleeping with dudes running around shooting things without the proper safety precautions. The last thing you’d want is to come out against shooting things with guns education and then for the press to discover that your teenage daughter accidentally got pregnant shot something with a gun.
You were a beauty queen. Your daughter’s knocked-up. You used to belong to a political party that advocated Alaska’s secession from the U.S.. You’re under investigation for firing your Public Safety Commissioner because he wouldn’t fire your ex-brother-in-law. It’s like McCain vetted you on opposite day. Oh Sarah Palin, you and I will be great friends.
I know he’s a politician. I know that, most likely, someday he’ll disappoint me. Still, to care and hope and believe enough to even be disappointed is something special in and of itself. Really, it’s enough.