I’m Not Feeling You

Initially, because you’re evil, but now because you’re evil and stupid. It’s like 1984 if Big Brother had been retarded.

From Break the Terror:

The uber-right-wing American Family Association runs AP wire stories on their “news” site OneNewsNow, but they have a nasty habit of changing headlines and words in the stories to fit their own mentally stunted worldview. They don’t acknowledge that they do this, by the way. They just pass it off as “the AP story.” One word they change? “Gay.” Not content to put it in quotes like most other 3rd grade level “Christian” activists, they change the word “gay” to “homosexual,” because apparently that’s got more of a bite in the extreme right-wing Christian world. WELL, apparently their software does this automatically, because here’s their “AP wire story” about the Minnesota Timberwolves trading O.J. Mayo to the Memphis Grizzlies for Kevin Love (Good As You made a screen capture in case they change it):

So, if you missed it:

Retard 1 appeared in a “viral ad” (viral ads are ads that aren’t good enough for TV and so end up on the internet) for Dunkin’ Donuts.

Then, retard 2 (and a bunch of other hateful right wing bloggers) decided that the scarf the first retard is wearing looked like a keffiyeh (which is a traditional scarf men wear because scarves come in handy in the desert), and so wrote a letter asking Dunkin’ Donuts to pull the spot (which is impossible because it’s on the internet and how do you pull a spot that’s on the internet?) because they’re racist.

Then the retards at Dunkin’ Donuts caved and “pulled the spot”.

Then, these retards sent me a petition asking me to boycott Dunkin’ Donuts until they apologize for taking the ad off their homepage (by the way, their petition is all fucked up because it’s not a traditional Palestinian scarf, it’s a Bedouin scarf and men wear them all over the middle east, as well as parts of Asia, Europe and North Africa) .

Anyway, here’s the thing, I think anti-Arab sentiment in the US is an issue, but I will never boycott anyone for taking even the littlest piece of Rachel Ray-related media out of my sight, for whatever reason.

Also, there are 1000 good reasons to boycott Dunkin’ Donuts (#1: Childhood Obesity) and/or Rachel Ray (#1: She’s a retard), but the fact that they pulled some commercial that none of us should have to (or want to) watch anyway because it didn’t contain a keffiyeh is just never going to be one of them. There are things that are too insignificant to care about and this is one of them.

Fine, endorse McCain (it’ll probably help Obama win), but John Hagee…? Tell the truth, did you trade your soul for those extra skin folds?

I liked him better when he was still going by “Lou Dobbie Dobbs”, you know, when he was rolling with the Dobb pound. Instead of the border, don’t you think we’d all be happier if we just built a fence around Lou Dobbs?

I’m not sure about the legality of the whole mess, but, according to my calculations, this can’t be a good thing.

Sometimes though, I like to imagine that instead of having really weird hair, all these women have normal hair and really weird shaped heads.