I’m Not Feeling You

I swear, if these two yentas vote for McCain because they’re not sure if Obama’s good for the Jews… You know what’s not good for the Jews? Ruining everything.

I think this is probably not a good idea, unless it cures all kinds of diseases, or someone wants to make me a lady-horse. I think I would like a lady-horse.

This is one of those rare cases where whether or not it’s meant to be ironic I hate him the same.

If you’ve ever wondered why everyone hates us, it’s because of this guy.

Mostly because you’re making me hate Oprah. How come the calmer he is the crazier he seems?

Also, sorry to bring this up again, but fuck. I’m not saying Tom Cruise is gay, I’m just saying his dick tastes like shit.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I mean, I agree with you. Except for the Farrakhan part. And the AIDS part. And the believing in god part. But seriously, shut the fuck up you’re ruining everything.