So… yeah… it’s a 3 month old Mac Book and I don’t even want to talk about it. I have a genius bar appointment on Monday, pray for me friends.
Until then, the next few posts will be hilarious graphics free as all my photo shit is on my laptop.
Now even the guys you don’t want to hang out will be busy with their girlfriends. “Girlfriends” but still.
This video taught me that German water-slides are kind of like German porn: yeah, it looks kind of fun, but there’s something unwholesome about the amount of thought and planning that went into making that thing. That something is called farfigneugan and it’s what they make sheiser videos and Concentration Camps out of.
A) Human deformities aren’t funny. Even when they’re hilarious.
B) Ok everybody, I posted about the baby with the penis back, you can all stop sending me that picture now.
C) This kid is going to have the most amazing scrapbook ever.
The answer is “C”.
The NY Times: WiseAssBloggerSaysI’veGotSomeCallsToMake?
Me: I’ve got some calls to make.
The NY Times: Exactly.