This video taught me that German water-slides are kind of like German porn: yeah, it looks kind of fun, but there’s something unwholesome about the amount of thought and planning that went into making that thing. That something is called farfigneugan and it’s what they make sheiser videos and Concentration Camps out of.
A) Human deformities aren’t funny. Even when they’re hilarious.
B) Ok everybody, I posted about the baby with the penis back, you can all stop sending me that picture now.
C) This kid is going to have the most amazing scrapbook ever.
The answer is “C”.
The NY Times: WiseAssBloggerSaysI’veGotSomeCallsToMake?
Me: I’ve got some calls to make.
The NY Times: Exactly.
If you consider winter cold and summer heat, there’s like 2 weeks each year when I feel physically comfortable. They’re usually sometime in October. Fuck you trees, but hellllloooooo shellfish!
I think this is probably not a good idea, unless it cures all kinds of diseases, or someone wants to make me a lady-horse. I think I would like a lady-horse.