I tried to find a recording or video of her singing Barbara Song from “Threepenny Opera” to stream, cause that’s my jam, but I couldn’t find one, so here’s a scene from the lesbian episode of the Golden Girls. How fucking good and ahead of it’s time was the Golden Girls? A lot fucking good and ahead of it’s time. Also, go onto YouTube and read some of the chatter about Bea Arthur… really… it will make you more hopeful about the state of humanity.
I’ll admit it, I heard Hugh Jackman and I was kind of like mehh, but he was awesome… and like, who knew it was possible, the show was good. Hey, life’s tough, let’s embrace the good. I even liked the musical numbers and Benjamin Button didn’t win anything important… which is awesome.
First of all, the Westminster Dog Show Best in Show Winner is like 70 in dog-years? That’s like Joan Rivers winning the Miss America pageant. More importantly though, “Stump the Sussex Spaniel”? Does Stump the Sussex Spaniel salivate sniffing salami sandwiches? Savor sailing sloops with seagulls? Alliteration is the humor of the feeble-minded. And just look at you. You make me sick.
Sure, M.I.A. performing 9 months pregnant was awesome, but you know what was even more awesome? Not watching the Grammys and then finding the one awesome performance on the internet. It’s kind of like not buying the crappy album and finding the one good song on the internet for free, only it’s televised and Gwenith Paltrow’s there with her gay English gay husband.