Nixon committed, like, almost all the felonies, and he retired and wrote 10 books. President Roh’s wife maybe took some money and he jumped off a fucking mountain because… and, yeah totally, this is a really sad story and, I don’t know a whole lot about Korean politics, but he seemed like a pretty good guy, and yeah suicide is terrible and I’m totally against it, but… Koreazy bad ass.
Maybe I’m just missing the city these days, but like, nothing sounds better to me right now than some Puerto Rican twins’ freestylings.
Anyway.
I love this book the most. More than you.
But I feel like it’s so made for me to like it with the Spike Jones and the wistful bittersweet view of childhood, and the Dave Eggers, and the whole thing dipped in Indie Rock, that I have to hate it ’cause, you know, I hate being called predictable.
But then also, I really do kind of like all those things (except for Dave Eggers… eh even Dave Eggers I kind of like). Especially when they’re dipped in Indie Rock. So I don’t know. Does this look good to you?
I guess what I’m really saying is, “inside all of us is fear.” Oh wait, now that I know what it feels like to type that, I hate this movie.
Because:
A) It’s almost too boring to point out the irony in”small government”, “pro-family” conservatives suing the Government of California to force 18,000 couples to get divorced.
B) You know how if sharks stop moving they die? Ken Starr is like that too except instead of moving it’s being a douche bag.
C) Go to the Courage Campaign’s website and sign their letter to the Supreme Court.
The correct answer is “C”