I’m Not Feeling You

Getting to work today would suck, good thing nobody in this country has a job anymore.

Actually I am feeling it. In my balls.

If you consider winter cold and summer heat, there’s like 2 weeks each year when I feel physically comfortable. They’re usually sometime in October. Fuck you trees, but hellllloooooo shellfish!

Bitch, in the last two weeks we’ve had what? Like 14 wildfires, 75 tornadoes, 63,000 earthquakes and a cyclone. I think we’re all feeling just a little bit less bad about killing you.