I’m Not Feeling You

“That one” has dismissible energy policies, and “This one” will never be president. Never ever.

There’s been some confusion, so just to clear everything up, it’s weird to comment on his athleticism/call him debonair/say he has really nice teeth. Seriously, stop it, he’s not a basketball playing tap dancer

A) Why is Obama debating Uncle Fester?

B) Does McCain know that General Petraeus isn’t his son-in-law?

C) Someone help that confused old man I think he’s lost!

Now and forever, the answer is “C”.

You know why this was boring? Too much downtime. They had weeks to prepare for this and now they basically never have to do it again. Why is this only on for three hours every four years? If you wanna get real we need a 24 hour V.P. debate channel. Day one would be Palin debating Biden, Biden debating a history proffesor, Palin debating the Wayne Gretzky, Biden debating the Harlem Globe Trotters, Palin debating a moose, and then back around again in a round robin.

Dear BET,

I understand that, although I enjoyed it immensely, canceling BET Uncut was probably the right thing to do. But Rap City? You canceled The Basement? Come on man. I mean I know your schedule’s really packed, and god knows I can’t get enough Steve Harvey Show reruns, but now where am I gonna go to get my Bone Crusher fix?