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Regardless who you vote for
If the mind don’t grow
And the poverty line don’t go
But the dope keep coming
And the TV keep flashing images of a
sports car
Then you bound for a coke war
The meek get clowned by the coke law
The sheep get drowned in the folklore
Then lulled to sleep by Tom Brokaw
What a pitty
The hope on a politicians tongue
Never ever trickles down the city
So if a nigga put a presidents mask on
And run up in the bank with a mac saying gimme
I ain’t glad at him
But I ain’t mad at him
Usually, I feel like Jay Electronica falls into that Saul Williams-y boring nonsense rap that doesn’t flow thing which I don’t feel. And he has what has to be the worst name ever. But I ain’t mad at him. I really liked “Queens Get the Money” which he produced for Nas’s last record, and this new song is all funny but also serious and I’m all about funny but also serious. DOWNLOAD via FWMJ.
This is what constitutes a “craze” in England. Mini cows are great and all, but how come people don’t milk their dogs?
You know when you were a kid and you were bad and you got sent to your room and you cried and cried and screamed and stamped your foot and cried? Your grandparents were probably like, “why are you crying? Your room is filled with toys and joy. When I was your age and I did something bad my mother got raped by Kazakhs. That also happened when I was good.”
If you’re Bernard Madoff being under house arrest means you get to hang out in your 7 million dollar apartment and your life is still way nicer than mine. So it’s like I’m your grandparents and Bernard Madoff is a huge fucking asshole.
Buddy Bear, I’ll get behind you on a lot of stuff… the Clinton cabinet post, not kicking Joe Lieberman out of the caucus, not kicking Joe Lieberman if I ever get the chance, but Rick Warren? Come on man, this was supposed to be our special day.
I know, blah blah blah he does a lot of good stuff for AIDS and Poverty, or I guess against AIDS and Poverty, but also he hates gay people…
I was gonna maybe go down for the inaugeration but instead I’m going to donate the money I would have spent that weekend to People For the American Way’s Marriage Equality Campaign.
OK, half of what I would have spent… I’m broke.
