I like babies. Fuck, I probably even like your baby, but hipsterparentdouchebags, if parenthood changes everything how come you’re still intolerable? Also, stop dressing your baby like it’s in Interpol. It’s not and that’s child abuse.
I haven’t played this yet, and I don’t even really like video games, but these songs are hotter than anything Hot 97’s played in at least 3 years. Me and Maino are moving to Liberty City.
A) If the Chicago City Council was going to ban anything it should have been crack.
B) If you’ve ever spent any time with a duck, then you know that stuffing a pipe down its throat and feeding it until its liver explodes is about the nicest thing you’d like to do to it.
C) Fuck Vegans
The answer is C.
You know that freak who sits next to you at work, drinks 10 Red Bulls, and won’t stop telling you about Iron Man even though you’ve already seen it? Now he makes crunching sounds.
I kind of like “This American Life” but Jesus Fucking Christ look at his face. It’s like his neck vomited smug.