I’m Not Feeling You Foxy Brown

In the last 2 years or so, Foxy Brown has been arrested twice, beaten up her manicurist, beaten up her neighbor with a blackberry, been beaten up by female rapper Remy Ma, been beaten up by female rapper Jackie O, gone deaf, had surgery and gone undeaf and spent seven months in prison. She’s like the Wile E. Coyote of female rappers. Except I don’t think Wile E. ever woke up saying to himself, “Hey, you know what goes great with fur? A bikini.”

I’m Not Feeling You Jews (Against Obama)

This is one of those rare cases where whether or not it’s meant to be ironic I hate him the same.

If you’ve ever wondered why everyone hates us, it’s because of this guy.

I’m NOT Not Feeling You John Edwards

I know you’re not a superdelegate or anything, but still, we appreciate it.

I’m Not Feeling You Physics Wonder Boy Testing Relativity


Blah blah blah 11th dimension blah blah blah Large Hadron Collider… nice eyebrow.

Way to go Einstein.

I’m Not Feeling You Platypus

God: Whose got two thumbs and just made a duck beaver!

Me: Uhm…

God: This guy!

Me: …

God: Duck beaver!


AJAXed with AWP